3.Other people in relationships vs me pic.twitter.com/XgVVuDCnRp— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) 22 September 2017
4.Resume vs Real Life pic.twitter.com/ty9WaIH8c6— Sand-d Singh (@Sand_In_Deed) 11 April 2017
5.I learnt optimism from my mom.— 🚨 (@pranavsapra) 22 May 2015
Mom: how was your exam?
Me: Bekaar
Mom: Bohot Bekaar Ke thoda Bekaar?
6.I told this girl to talk dirty to me in DM. Now we are discussing politics and religion.— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) 12 December 2015
7.Indians will wait 25 years to have sex but not 25 seconds for the traffic signal to turn green.— ʀᴀᴊᴀᴛ (@Extranaut) 20 January 2014
8.Interviewer : What are your expectations?— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) 4 November 2013
Me : Job.
Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job?
Me : Salary
9.Me: Yaar relationship mein bahot problems chal rahi hai.— Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) 24 May 2016
Friend [who hasn't dated a human being in 25 years]: Meri baat dhyaan se sunn
10.*At McDonald's*— Raunak (@MeraHandle) 4 August 2016
"Ek glass paani dena"
"Sir, agar usme burger, coke aur fries add karte ho to meal ho jayega. De doon?"
11.“What kind of girl do you like?”— Made up name (@krazyfrog) 23 November 2016
Me: pic.twitter.com/VLz4ezfrG5
My reaction when Mom gives Lauki for dinner two days in a row. pic.twitter.com/D8tOD8nvkf— 🤡 (@Upooorv) 17 December 2014
Reference - buzzfeed.com
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